1 00:00:26,435 --> 00:00:30,246 Hey, attaboy! Had a voyage, eh there? 2 00:00:30,296 --> 00:00:33,388 Who is my good little vibe receiver? You are, you are. 3 00:00:33,443 --> 00:00:35,976 You're better than Otro Cinco, that's for sure. 4 00:00:36,026 --> 00:00:41,341 All right, now: it's 4th and Long, T-dog. We need you, baby, it's hero time. You ready? 5 00:00:41,537 --> 00:00:44,450 Give me some paw, all right or not. 6 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:46,654 Ready? Break! 7 00:00:47,753 --> 00:00:51,166 Down ! Set ! Listen yay ! 8 00:00:51,216 --> 00:00:54,702 Listen yay! Check five, check five! 9 00:00:54,941 --> 00:00:56,779 Hut! Hut! Hike ! - [barks] 10 00:00:56,829 --> 00:00:59,634 There goes Lattimer! Lattimer feeds back! 11 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:03,103 He banks right, he banks left, he fires ! 12 00:01:04,757 --> 00:01:06,192 Aww... 13 00:01:08,618 --> 00:01:10,331 - Ahh... - [barks] 14 00:01:10,599 --> 00:01:15,313 Trailer! That's... how are you gonna explain that to Artie? Huh? 15 00:01:24,806 --> 00:01:25,847 Do you hear that? 16 00:01:26,717 --> 00:01:28,116 - What, Myka? 17 00:01:28,703 --> 00:01:32,665 Pitter-patter of rain on the Warehouse roof. No pings, no drama... 18 00:01:33,025 --> 00:01:36,030 Ahh... best rainy day ever. 19 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,435 Claudia! 20 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,625 And here comes the thunderstorm 21 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:48,044 How many times have I told you 22 00:01:48,094 --> 00:01:50,510 that the Warehouse is not your personal parking garage? 23 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:53,696 Come on, Artie, give me a break. I just washed this bad girl yesterday. 24 00:01:53,746 --> 00:01:57,371 Not my problem! What... what are you doing in there? 25 00:01:57,421 --> 00:01:58,795 - Playing. - With what? 26 00:01:58,845 --> 00:02:00,659 Toyota's end-tune system. 27 00:02:00,709 --> 00:02:03,170 - It's up-tastic. - Ok, show me. 28 00:02:09,848 --> 00:02:12,067 Hmm. Impressive. 29 00:02:12,469 --> 00:02:14,412 - Clang, yeah... - No damaging! 30 00:02:20,527 --> 00:02:24,588 Oh no... I can hear Artie now: "Pete!" 31 00:02:25,072 --> 00:02:28,103 "Don't play ball in the house! You'll put someone's eye out!" 32 00:02:28,975 --> 00:02:31,558 Or... maybe that was my Mom. 33 00:02:33,669 --> 00:02:37,725 Trailer! Hey. Hey, bud! What'd you get there? 34 00:02:41,981 --> 00:02:44,451 - Where'd you get this? - [yelps] 35 00:02:49,220 --> 00:02:52,436 Man, how many things did that football knock over. 36 00:02:55,502 --> 00:03:00,211 "Conceptual model. For display purposes only. Do not activate". 37 00:03:02,294 --> 00:03:04,940 Ominous, but intriguing. 38 00:03:05,816 --> 00:03:08,508 We're not allowed to play with artifacts, so let's... 39 00:03:08,558 --> 00:03:12,671 - ...let's put this baby back where we found it. What do you say? - [yaffs] 40 00:03:15,812 --> 00:03:18,442 - [barks] - It takes a steady hand... 41 00:03:18,492 --> 00:03:22,257 ...to put it back where it belongs. Bingo! 42 00:03:22,431 --> 00:03:25,346 - Where's the steal, my friend? He-he... - [whines] 43 00:03:30,474 --> 00:03:32,518 Okay, kid. Get back to it, get back. 44 00:03:40,339 --> 00:03:42,992 Jules Verne, eat your heart out... 45 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:48,209 Damn. We should sell these things. 46 00:03:48,259 --> 00:03:50,937 Make enough money to put it in a gym around here. 47 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,172 Okay, okay. Now that is cool. 48 00:03:59,169 --> 00:04:02,707 Ok, a little less cool. A little more [...] what the hell d'you do. 49 00:04:02,863 --> 00:04:03,973 All right, let's go. 50 00:04:06,607 --> 00:04:12,017 Okay, um... game's over, Charlie. Come away, come away. Let's find Artie! 51 00:04:21,126 --> 00:04:23,069 Well, it wasn't my fault, I was with you! 52 00:04:28,949 --> 00:04:30,272 Claudia, what's happening ?! 53 00:04:30,322 --> 00:04:32,941 No idea,but apparently it's not Claudia's fault. 54 00:04:40,188 --> 00:04:42,633 I suggest we TAKE COVER!! 55 00:04:45,129 --> 00:04:46,581 Well, this is certainly a new look. 56 00:04:46,631 --> 00:04:50,365 Steampunky, metallic, and talk about slimming. 57 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:54,911 - Um, Artie, what just happened ? - I'm gonna guess an artifact has triggered. 58 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:59,040 Yea-yes, but I wonder, who triggered it. 59 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:01,215 It wasn't me! It wasn't me, I swear! 60 00:05:01,265 --> 00:05:04,409 I begged Trailer not to fox with that old-timey box. 61 00:05:04,459 --> 00:05:06,203 - Bad Trailer! - [growls] 62 00:05:06,253 --> 00:05:08,631 Oh, like "what, so the dog ate your homework in..." 63 00:05:08,681 --> 00:05:09,971 Wait a minute, what box? 64 00:05:10,021 --> 00:05:14,182 Um... t-th-he one with that steampunky diorama inside, and... Hey! 65 00:05:14,232 --> 00:05:18,795 Artie, if that was an "old science project" years, I give you an A . 66 00:05:18,845 --> 00:05:21,387 Diorama? Oh... 67 00:05:21,837 --> 00:05:23,682 - You didn't... - Didn't what, Artie? 68 00:05:23,732 --> 00:05:26,319 What did Pete not do that we all know he did? 69 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:30,990 This is the brainchild of Thomas Alva Edison, Nikola Tesla and M.C.Escher. 70 00:05:31,210 --> 00:05:35,636 Welcome... to the Original Warehouse 13! 71 00:06:06,678 --> 00:06:09,174 Artie, how is this the original Warehouse 13? 72 00:06:09,224 --> 00:06:12,427 I-i thought the original burned down over a century ago. 73 00:06:12,477 --> 00:06:14,898 Yeah, this is what it looked like before the fire. 74 00:06:14,948 --> 00:06:17,120 Only m...more 3D. 75 00:06:17,170 --> 00:06:20,682 Transforms a third dimension? Times have changed since you were a kid. 76 00:06:20,732 --> 00:06:23,776 Um...so does this mean we're inside the diorama now ? 77 00:06:23,826 --> 00:06:26,745 Well, man, I'm still trying to wash the Ghoul stinky 78 00:06:26,795 --> 00:06:30,115 off my favorite T-sh from the last time I got sucked into an artifact. 79 00:06:30,165 --> 00:06:32,816 Why are you always been sucked into anything, Pete. 80 00:06:32,866 --> 00:06:35,320 The Warehouse and everything in it, present company included, 81 00:06:35,370 --> 00:06:38,984 has been transformed into a massive two-dimensional scale model. 82 00:06:40,928 --> 00:06:43,311 What? No, I know you didn't do it, Trailer. 83 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:47,223 Alright, when the Regents hired Thomas Edison, Nikola Tesla and M.C.Esher 84 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:49,124 to design Warehouse 13 the first time... 85 00:06:49,901 --> 00:06:51,227 ...they asked for a proof-of-concept. 86 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:53,685 - [barks] - T-T-Trailer, I know! 87 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,021 Well, what they got 88 00:06:55,071 --> 00:06:58,494 was an elaborate mechanized diorama showcasing their plans for the Warehouse. 89 00:06:58,544 --> 00:07:01,903 And when somebody, not Trailer, activated that model, 90 00:07:01,953 --> 00:07:05,135 Warehouse 13 1.0 superimposed itself on the current OS. 91 00:07:05,185 --> 00:07:07,050 God, when did I start sounding like Fargo? 92 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:08,777 And if we don't reboot it back... 93 00:07:09,141 --> 00:07:12,083 ... the instruction '2D' will be the least of our problems. 94 00:07:12,133 --> 00:07:16,730 Okay. So, if we just neutralize the thing, then... this all goes back to normal. 95 00:07:16,780 --> 00:07:17,713 - Right? - Precisely. 96 00:07:17,763 --> 00:07:19,752 But first we have to find it. 97 00:07:20,003 --> 00:07:22,565 Pete, what aisle was the model in? 98 00:07:22,615 --> 00:07:26,628 Umm... the... middle one? Look, I don't know! 99 00:07:26,678 --> 00:07:28,698 How do they not all look the same to you, people? 100 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,597 Okay, you were with Trailer, right? 101 00:07:30,598 --> 00:07:32,310 - He can show us, which one. - [barks] 102 00:07:33,265 --> 00:07:36,101 Alright, fine. Lina, take Trailer, find the model. 103 00:07:36,361 --> 00:07:37,758 Bring it back to my off... 104 00:07:41,867 --> 00:07:45,447 - [barks] - Ooh, an earthquake, extra shaky! 105 00:07:45,497 --> 00:07:48,150 The dogs have sense of seismic activity. 106 00:07:48,398 --> 00:07:51,234 You were trying to tell me something, what's your point? Good Trailer. 107 00:07:51,284 --> 00:07:52,254 What caused it? 108 00:07:52,304 --> 00:07:54,224 - Claudia, periscope! - Aye-aye, Captain! 109 00:07:54,726 --> 00:07:55,973 What am looking for? 110 00:07:56,023 --> 00:07:57,666 - The Anubis Shrine. - Right! 111 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,194 - What's an Anubis Shrine? - The pyramid! 112 00:08:00,244 --> 00:08:01,756 The pyramid, do you see the pyramid? 113 00:08:01,806 --> 00:08:04,916 - Hello, glowy and pointy. - Let me see that. 114 00:08:04,966 --> 00:08:08,465 Oh, oh, that's bad. That's very bad. 115 00:08:08,515 --> 00:08:12,509 What, more bad? Exactly, how much bad does this place have? 116 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:15,747 The first Warehouse 13 was powered by three different energy sources. 117 00:08:15,797 --> 00:08:18,742 Hydroelectricity, wind power, and seismic force. 118 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:20,873 Each of which was generated by an artifact. 119 00:08:20,923 --> 00:08:23,290 You mean, like a pyramid that causes earthquakes? 120 00:08:23,340 --> 00:08:26,215 Yes, triggering the diorama must have brought it back online. 121 00:08:26,661 --> 00:08:29,518 - That's... going to be a problem. - A big one. 122 00:08:29,568 --> 00:08:32,108 Those power sources were incredibly unstable. 123 00:08:32,158 --> 00:08:34,685 That's why all three were taken offline decades ago. 124 00:08:34,735 --> 00:08:39,237 Artie... if one's been activated, so will the other two. And soon. 125 00:08:39,426 --> 00:08:42,296 Left unchecked, any of them could destroy the Warehouse. 126 00:08:42,346 --> 00:08:43,601 How much, shut it down? 127 00:08:43,651 --> 00:08:46,185 Does the pyramid come with an on-off switch? 128 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:50,209 The Anubis Shrine harnesses the vibrations of green Moldavite crystals 129 00:08:50,259 --> 00:08:53,322 and converts them into energy, but in order to function properly... 130 00:08:53,372 --> 00:08:55,796 ...those crystals must be carefully balanced. 131 00:08:55,846 --> 00:08:58,600 - And if they're not...? - More bad. 132 00:08:58,650 --> 00:09:03,851 Mmm...yeah. Imagine an 11 point low on the Richter scale, and then... multiply it by 10. 133 00:09:03,901 --> 00:09:07,177 A 110 point'o? What?! 134 00:09:07,227 --> 00:09:10,292 Leena, there's no way that you'll get to the artifact in time. 135 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:13,105 We must shut that parable down. 136 00:09:13,155 --> 00:09:14,623 - Do you...? - I'm on it. 137 00:09:14,673 --> 00:09:16,794 - Take Trailer. Collective ouch for you. - [barks] 138 00:09:17,215 --> 00:09:18,364 What? Trust me! 139 00:09:19,239 --> 00:09:23,365 - Mighty long walk to that pyramid... - Who said anything about walking? 140 00:09:24,514 --> 00:09:28,093 Trailer, just don't get your tongue caught on another artifact! - [barks] 141 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:56,423 Wait, w-w-wait, what do you mean "nothing works"? 142 00:09:56,473 --> 00:09:59,060 - What, even a computer? - It looks like any technology, 143 00:09:59,110 --> 00:10:02,556 hardwired to the warehouse got disconnected when this place was transformed. 144 00:10:02,606 --> 00:10:04,234 So no. Not even. 145 00:10:04,284 --> 00:10:06,818 Damn! So no cable TV either. 146 00:10:07,059 --> 00:10:09,921 Plus, how are we supposed to figure out a way to reverse artifact 147 00:10:09,971 --> 00:10:11,710 without the artifact database? 148 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:15,014 Try old-fashioned way: Pete-manual, manual-Pete 149 00:10:15,064 --> 00:10:17,478 - About timing to got acquainted. - I hate blind dates. 150 00:10:17,528 --> 00:10:21,787 Not a blind date, it's an arranged marriage. Now, read! I'll check in with the others. 151 00:10:32,528 --> 00:10:34,504 Yes, Dad, we're exactly where we're supposed to be. 152 00:10:34,554 --> 00:10:37,880 Remember, you need to balance those crystals to prevent any more tremors, and 153 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:40,164 if their alignment is out by so much as I hear... 154 00:10:40,214 --> 00:10:43,046 Um, I think I can align a crystal. I've played Bejeweled. 155 00:10:43,096 --> 00:10:45,673 Don't dawdle, keep me posted. [...] when you're done there... 156 00:10:45,723 --> 00:10:48,566 Find the artifact, bring it to your office. Goodbye Artie... 157 00:10:49,175 --> 00:10:52,110 Well, you heard the man. Better put some more giddyup in our Yeah! 158 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:55,026 Oh, this could be dangerous. One of us should stay out here, just in case. 159 00:10:55,076 --> 00:10:57,803 I've got the cavalry on speed-dial. Just... keep your head down. 160 00:10:57,853 --> 00:11:00,226 - We will. Come on, Trailer. - [barks] 161 00:11:02,888 --> 00:11:05,944 Pete is so buying us dinner for this. But where'd it go? 162 00:11:06,251 --> 00:11:10,253 Oh, I know. I knew Rib's Joint none of though. Now, how to get there? 163 00:11:16,434 --> 00:11:19,098 - I don't see a door, do you? - [barks] 164 00:11:24,912 --> 00:11:27,831 Oh... thanks for getting me past the velvet rope, Trailer. 165 00:11:40,557 --> 00:11:43,626 It's starting again! This way, hurry! 166 00:11:45,294 --> 00:11:47,686 The crystals must be inside that sarcophagus. 167 00:11:47,861 --> 00:11:49,488 Now we just have to get to it. 168 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:53,834 Come on, Trailer. Here it goes... Ahhh! 169 00:11:57,242 --> 00:11:59,436 Tear your heart out, Indiana Jones 170 00:12:04,235 --> 00:12:06,457 No-no-no, this is all wrong. 171 00:12:07,343 --> 00:12:10,451 Staying balanced... staying balanced. 172 00:12:14,805 --> 00:12:15,601 Here! 173 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,245 That's better. 174 00:12:21,235 --> 00:12:23,991 Good news: Team Warehouse - one, pyramid - zilch. 175 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:26,083 Don't uncork the champagne yet. 176 00:12:26,436 --> 00:12:27,885 Remember how I said - it was only a matter of time 177 00:12:27,935 --> 00:12:30,481 before the other energy sources come back online? 178 00:12:31,982 --> 00:12:32,713 Time's up. 179 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:04,729 O-Okay, I did not know that... 180 00:13:05,061 --> 00:13:08,417 ... or-or-or that... or THAT!! 181 00:13:11,893 --> 00:13:14,278 Thank God, I thought those alarms would never stop. 182 00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:17,684 Any luck finding a way to clean up your mess and turn us back to normal? 183 00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:21,352 Oh, well, no. No-not yet, but... 184 00:13:21,402 --> 00:13:24,452 ...ah! did you know that M.C. Escher designed the first 185 00:13:24,502 --> 00:13:27,199 Warehouse 13 to fold in on itself? 186 00:13:27,249 --> 00:13:30,000 Aha! Yeah, dude was bug nuts. 187 00:13:31,253 --> 00:13:32,808 Someone called for a taxi? 188 00:13:35,555 --> 00:13:38,246 - That's not annoying. - Not as annoying as the entire Warehouse 189 00:13:38,296 --> 00:13:40,585 going haywire because we still have to neutralize that model. 190 00:13:40,635 --> 00:13:44,755 - Leena and Trailer went to get it. - Well, they need to get it faster. 191 00:13:45,805 --> 00:13:48,261 - Artie, what's going on? - The other two power sources 192 00:13:48,311 --> 00:13:50,690 from the original Warehouse are back online and wreaking havoc, 193 00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:52,424 and if we don't shut them down immediately... 194 00:13:52,425 --> 00:13:54,404 Warehouse go boom! Yeah, we know. 195 00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:56,433 Once inside the neutralizer processing center... 196 00:13:56,483 --> 00:13:57,324 - The Gooery? - Yeah. 197 00:13:57,374 --> 00:13:58,896 The other is Cervante's window. 198 00:13:58,897 --> 00:14:01,211 Artie, those are on opposite sides of the Warehouse. 199 00:14:01,261 --> 00:14:03,214 - It'll be faster if we split up. - Yeah, agreed! 200 00:14:03,264 --> 00:14:05,800 You two take the windmill, we'll take the Gooery. Good luck! 201 00:14:10,093 --> 00:14:12,028 - C'mon, Pete! The clock's tickin'! 202 00:14:12,078 --> 00:14:15,819 Ahh, just when the manual is starting to get interesting. 203 00:14:19,174 --> 00:14:21,772 Uhh, smells like rotten crayons, eww... 204 00:14:21,822 --> 00:14:22,846 No, crayons don't go bad... 205 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,764 Well... well, they do, but they 're not... not like that. 206 00:14:25,814 --> 00:14:29,617 In 1979 actually there was a banana mania that almost brought down... 207 00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:31,789 - Artie, maybe later? - Okay. 208 00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:37,228 You shot the first Warehouse continuous hydroelectricity, 209 00:14:37,278 --> 00:14:39,243 so why is the goo-machine freaking out? 210 00:14:39,293 --> 00:14:43,121 Because in the original design this was the location of the hydroelectric generator. 211 00:14:43,171 --> 00:14:44,488 So, now the things have gotten off. 212 00:14:44,538 --> 00:14:47,722 - Kludgy the Gooery is what, overcompensating? - Precisely. 213 00:14:47,772 --> 00:14:49,955 You have to shut it down before it floods the Warehouse. 214 00:14:50,698 --> 00:14:53,494 First you have to figure out how to get down there. 215 00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:54,695 What about that thing? 216 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:59,385 Administrating since Iran-contras, but I suppose I could give it a... 217 00:14:59,435 --> 00:15:00,946 Not you, me! 218 00:15:00,996 --> 00:15:03,462 Here! Just... don't get it all gooey. 219 00:15:04,478 --> 00:15:06,998 Remember you need to close that valve, and then ... 220 00:15:07,048 --> 00:15:10,620 Relax, grumps, I've got this! I've been diving since... 221 00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:13,006 Well, I've never been diving, but like all things, 222 00:15:13,056 --> 00:15:14,884 I'm sure I'm good at it! Easy-peasy. 223 00:15:21,196 --> 00:15:22,813 Keep going, you're almost the...! 224 00:15:24,315 --> 00:15:26,639 THAT is not a good sound. 225 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:42,171 - Claudia, behind you! - And that folks, is how... 226 00:15:42,221 --> 00:15:44,583 Aahh! ARTIEE !! 227 00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:47,016 HEEELP!! 228 00:15:48,391 --> 00:15:53,360 ARTIEE!! ARTIIEE, HELP!! ARTIIEE!! 229 00:16:14,194 --> 00:16:18,682 - ARTIE! STOP THIS CRAZY THIING! - Claudia! 230 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:21,225 Claudia, HANG ON! 231 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:27,851 - YAAAY! Then this is over, I'm signing up for diving lessons... 232 00:16:27,901 --> 00:16:30,369 Watch something, something to go as he [...] 233 00:16:31,643 --> 00:16:34,829 The pressure's building, something must be coming... Oh no! 234 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:40,955 Hang on ! Come on, come on, reverse the pressure... reversing... 235 00:16:41,859 --> 00:16:43,719 No, no, NO !! 236 00:16:44,423 --> 00:16:47,807 Damn it, not now! Hold on, Claudia! 237 00:16:47,857 --> 00:16:50,472 Ah! To reverse the flow of the drainage system... 238 00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:53,029 I can't do that without the electri... 239 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,275 Oh! Hello... 240 00:16:57,155 --> 00:17:01,368 This... is how it felt... for Augustus Gloop... [character from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory] 241 00:17:02,405 --> 00:17:03,327 Please, work. 242 00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:08,688 Yes! 243 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:21,133 Claudia! Oh, God... 244 00:17:22,695 --> 00:17:24,940 Easy... peasy... 245 00:17:26,434 --> 00:17:28,774 Huh... that's strange. 246 00:17:28,824 --> 00:17:32,348 Pete, listen: we've got to shut down that other power source... NOW. 247 00:17:32,974 --> 00:17:34,269 Oh, hey, Mykes! 248 00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:38,761 Ask me, which Warehouse snagged, bagged and tagged Miguel de Cervantes's windmill? 249 00:17:38,811 --> 00:17:42,313 Which Warehouse snagged, bagged and tagged Miguel de Cervantes's widmill, Pete? 250 00:17:42,363 --> 00:17:45,125 Oh, let me tell you, Mykes! That would be Warehouse 10. 251 00:17:45,175 --> 00:17:48,674 Look at you - reading the manual... 252 00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:56,772 - So what else did you find out? - Ah, just the part about the windmill. 253 00:17:57,138 --> 00:18:00,811 - Thought it might come in handy. - You think? Let's go! 254 00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:08,344 Attaboy, Trailer. Find the diorama. 255 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:13,602 - [barks] - I smell it, too. Something's burning. 256 00:18:14,539 --> 00:18:18,563 Oh my gosh, that's coming from aisle YC2112. 257 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:23,212 Please tell me the artifact isn't in the section. 258 00:18:23,262 --> 00:18:23,986 [barks] 259 00:18:27,747 --> 00:18:29,222 Of course it is. 260 00:18:49,305 --> 00:18:53,343 Well, I'd say this merits a celebratory sing-along "We Are The Champions". 261 00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:55,198 - I'll take the harmony. - Sh-shh... 262 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,207 - Feel that? - Feel w-what ? What are we feeling? 263 00:18:58,707 --> 00:18:59,597 That heat. 264 00:18:59,647 --> 00:19:02,496 The temperature here is increased by several degrees over the past few minutes. 265 00:19:02,546 --> 00:19:04,424 Maybe you're just going through the change? 266 00:19:04,474 --> 00:19:06,627 Manopause hot-flashes are common in a guy your age. 267 00:19:06,677 --> 00:19:09,099 You know, if you ever want to get to be my age, you better just stop. 268 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:12,634 Did you figure out which aisle the diorama is in? 269 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:16,214 Yes. It's in YYC-2112, but everything around is on fire. 270 00:19:16,264 --> 00:19:19,329 On fi... of course it is! I should have known this would happen. 271 00:19:19,496 --> 00:19:22,421 - And what happened? - I'll explain after we pick you up. 272 00:19:22,891 --> 00:19:26,979 Man-o-pause? Let me see him. 273 00:19:29,773 --> 00:19:31,799 - Hey, did you see that ? - See what? 274 00:19:31,849 --> 00:19:33,505 Fire, down in the stats! 275 00:19:33,555 --> 00:19:36,755 Ar-are you sure? Maybe it was just an artifact getting its groove on. 276 00:19:36,805 --> 00:19:39,105 I mean, you know how nutty things can be out there. 277 00:19:39,155 --> 00:19:40,382 - I guess... 278 00:19:40,432 --> 00:19:44,751 - Well, blow me down! There's our target. - Wow! 279 00:19:47,725 --> 00:19:48,974 Okay, so here's what I'm thinking: 280 00:19:49,024 --> 00:19:51,134 we touch down at safe distance away from the windmill, 281 00:19:51,184 --> 00:19:53,523 make our way to the next aisle over, and... wow! 282 00:19:53,654 --> 00:19:55,625 I got a plan. Follow my lead! 283 00:19:55,675 --> 00:19:59,952 - Wait! Pete! What are you doing?! - Yeeee... ! 284 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,940 Okay, so: according to the manual... 285 00:20:05,990 --> 00:20:08,332 - Did...did I mention I read the manual? - Pete! 286 00:20:08,382 --> 00:20:11,500 All right. Anyway, there's a bunch of gears inside that thing. 287 00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:13,372 All we got to do is come up the works, 288 00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:15,711 and that should take the wind out of those sails! 289 00:20:15,761 --> 00:20:17,969 - Oh, is that all? - Don't worry! 290 00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:20,889 I believe I've proven pretty conclusively that I can gum up 291 00:20:20,939 --> 00:20:23,013 - anything I set my mind to. - True! 292 00:20:23,063 --> 00:20:27,272 First, I have to figure out how to get past that... Awww! That left a mark! 293 00:20:28,141 --> 00:20:29,757 Hey, look out! 294 00:20:30,725 --> 00:20:35,185 - This wind is getting stronger! - Allright, grab hold of something, quick! 295 00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:47,922 We need a way to [...] OR SOMETHING!! 296 00:20:47,972 --> 00:20:50,649 Or-or maybe an artifact! Just wait here! 297 00:20:50,699 --> 00:20:54,253 - Where the hell are you going? - Just... be right back! Probably... 298 00:21:21,034 --> 00:21:26,453 Oh-God-oh-God-oh-God-oh-God! OH GOOOOD !!! 299 00:21:29,461 --> 00:21:32,707 - Gotcha! - Pete, thank God! Wait... 300 00:21:32,936 --> 00:21:35,805 - We're not getting blown away, how did you...? - Increase density? 301 00:21:35,855 --> 00:21:39,767 Courtesy of mr. Charles Atlas's workout trunks. [a famous bodybulider] 302 00:21:39,817 --> 00:21:42,630 God, did you remind me why I switched to boxers? 303 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:43,890 The boys can't breathe at all! 304 00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:46,777 Well they can hold their breath for a few more minutes! Now can you please... 305 00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:49,406 -... get us inside the windmill? - Hang on! 306 00:21:53,777 --> 00:21:56,084 - Ehhh... Aww! - What's wrong? 307 00:21:56,134 --> 00:22:01,170 Artifact downside. Thinking maybe I shouldn't crank the density all the way to 11. 308 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:04,060 Wait! The trunks don't just increase the person's density, 309 00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:06,435 they also increase strength! Right? 310 00:22:06,690 --> 00:22:09,462 - Yeah, so? - So, how's your arm? 311 00:22:09,512 --> 00:22:12,800 Ah, well, they didn't call me Dr. Kay literally for nothing, but... 312 00:22:12,850 --> 00:22:13,918 - Throw me. -Say what? - Throw me! 313 00:22:13,968 --> 00:22:15,978 Throw me! Right down the mill! 314 00:22:16,028 --> 00:22:18,547 Mykes, do you know what those giant blades will do if I miss? 315 00:22:18,597 --> 00:22:20,972 Then don't miss! Just do it, Pete, I trust you! 316 00:22:21,022 --> 00:22:24,117 - Okay? - Okay, you said it, I didn't! 317 00:22:33,450 --> 00:22:37,091 Gotta stop those gear somehow... Wait, is that...? 318 00:22:38,050 --> 00:22:41,680 Oh my God, it is! Don Quixote's lance ! 319 00:22:41,939 --> 00:22:46,178 "Fortune is guiding our affairs better than we ourselves could have wished." 320 00:22:53,236 --> 00:22:56,330 Huh! So nice toss there, Dr. Kay. 321 00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:59,766 Thanks. So, look, um... I'm... 322 00:22:59,816 --> 00:23:03,826 ...not totally comfortable asking you this, Mykes, but, um... 323 00:23:04,078 --> 00:23:06,138 ... can you help me take off my undies? 324 00:23:07,776 --> 00:23:12,774 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I went from zero... 325 00:23:12,824 --> 00:23:14,965 - ...to hero! - Okay, okay. 326 00:23:15,015 --> 00:23:17,548 Now can you just please call Artie and tell him that... 327 00:23:17,598 --> 00:23:20,716 [both coughing heavily] 328 00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:24,995 - What? - It's com... it's coming from the vents! 329 00:23:27,341 --> 00:23:30,047 We need to go to the Lehmann Fornax right now. Get in! 330 00:23:30,970 --> 00:23:32,612 Is that there all that smoke is coming from? 331 00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:35,414 Where there's smoke, there's fire, and if we do not contain it fast... 332 00:23:35,643 --> 00:23:38,297 ...a second Warehouse 13 is gonna burn down. 333 00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:03,197 Take the next right, the Lehmann Fornax is just around the corner. 334 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,250 OKay. More weirdness. 335 00:24:08,495 --> 00:24:11,533 - We must have made wrong turn. - Wth the Prius'es navigation system? 336 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:12,650 Don't even play. 337 00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:16,666 Alright, then why is there wall here when there's supposed to be a door? 338 00:24:16,716 --> 00:24:21,698 Because what's on the other side of it didn't exist in the original version. 339 00:24:22,582 --> 00:24:24,636 Inge Lehmann discovered the Earth superheated core 340 00:24:24,686 --> 00:24:27,167 AFTER the original Warehouse 13 went down. 341 00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:31,400 Which means Edison, Tesla, and Usher would never have thought to use it as a power source. 342 00:24:31,450 --> 00:24:34,637 So [...] diorama downgraded the Warehouse from 4G to dial-up. 343 00:24:34,687 --> 00:24:37,849 Fornax got disconnected just like the computer system. 344 00:24:37,899 --> 00:24:40,389 But the vent to the center of the Earth is still open... 345 00:24:40,439 --> 00:24:41,851 And still active. 346 00:24:42,497 --> 00:24:45,082 We've got to get through this wall before this place explodes. 347 00:24:45,736 --> 00:24:50,113 Aisle UNT8441, you're looking for an oversized pepper mill. 348 00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:53,100 Meantime Leena and I will try putting out fires, literally. 349 00:24:53,150 --> 00:24:56,975 Shotgun! Here, pepermill... nope! 350 00:24:57,025 --> 00:24:59,970 Nope! Not back there. 351 00:25:01,172 --> 00:25:02,831 - Any luck, Mykes? - None. 352 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,206 - Claud? - Yeah, I'll bet. 353 00:25:05,929 --> 00:25:08,327 Maybe there's something else we can use instead. 354 00:25:08,627 --> 00:25:11,390 - Yeah, like John Henry's sledgehammer. - Keep looking. 355 00:25:15,372 --> 00:25:16,127 Wow. 356 00:25:16,177 --> 00:25:17,893 - The vibe? - Mensa. 357 00:25:17,943 --> 00:25:20,958 I'm guessing... it might have something to do with that. 358 00:25:23,698 --> 00:25:24,827 Uh-oh... 359 00:25:40,303 --> 00:25:43,116 I... think we just found our sledgehammer. 360 00:25:48,481 --> 00:25:50,636 What is he doing with the Lumiere brothers' cinematograph? 361 00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:52,788 One side, coming through! 362 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:15,702 - Well, that's one way to do it. - Okay. So now what? 363 00:26:15,752 --> 00:26:18,909 We get in there, we act fast, we get out and we do it as a team. Everybody ready? 364 00:26:18,959 --> 00:26:20,963 - Ready! - Ready! [...] way. - [barks] 365 00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:22,861 Let's go save the Warehouse. Again. 366 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,380 Weeell, this is another fine mess. 367 00:26:52,430 --> 00:26:55,270 Alright, people. The fate of the Warehouse is in our hands. 368 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:59,073 We've got to stabilize the temperature in here before this whole place goes up in flames. 369 00:26:59,123 --> 00:27:03,496 Oh yes, because it's just so simple to stabilize the temperature inside the Earth's core. 370 00:27:03,546 --> 00:27:06,445 Wait. The Fornax is the furnace that heats the Warehouse. 371 00:27:06,495 --> 00:27:09,595 We can find a way to reconnect it, we should be able to control the thermostat. 372 00:27:09,645 --> 00:27:13,054 Excellent idea! But, in the meantime there's still a lot of fires to be containing. 373 00:27:13,104 --> 00:27:15,981 - Ok, Trailer and I will take care of it. Right, boy ? - [barks] 374 00:27:17,376 --> 00:27:19,962 Claudia, you and I will prep the coolant system. If it's not ready... 375 00:27:20,012 --> 00:27:23,458 - ... the second we're back online... - We all end up extra crispy. Understood! 376 00:27:25,554 --> 00:27:27,444 Pete, Myka, you'll have to re-establish the connection 377 00:27:27,494 --> 00:27:29,401 - between the Fornax and the Warehouse. - Okay. 378 00:27:29,711 --> 00:27:30,895 Where do we do that? 379 00:27:36,311 --> 00:27:38,901 Yeah, I should've worn my work shoes... 380 00:27:42,794 --> 00:27:46,623 Whew! Yeah, this steam is gonna wreak havoc my pores. 381 00:27:46,673 --> 00:27:49,379 Those ducts, tha-that's gotta be the problem, right there! 382 00:27:49,429 --> 00:27:53,231 Oh, I'd say our problems are way bigger than that. 383 00:27:58,812 --> 00:28:00,732 - How's it coming? - Coming, stop asking. 384 00:28:00,782 --> 00:28:04,665 I'm just saying, we have a very small but significant window of... 385 00:28:05,401 --> 00:28:08,673 - Did... we do that? - I don't know what did that 386 00:28:08,723 --> 00:28:11,482 - Okay. Now you're scaring me. - You and me both. 387 00:28:12,046 --> 00:28:14,542 - Attaboy, keep spraying! - [barks] 388 00:28:15,623 --> 00:28:17,380 Pete there's another one of these across-the catwalks. 389 00:28:17,381 --> 00:28:19,730 Just get over there and start cranking. 390 00:28:21,321 --> 00:28:25,714 Whoa, boy! Feet, don't fail me now! Hyaaah! 391 00:28:30,881 --> 00:28:35,428 - Ready? On three! - One! Two! THREE!! 392 00:28:39,382 --> 00:28:41,648 It's working! Keep turning! 393 00:28:46,088 --> 00:28:49,054 - Now! Claudia, now! - I'm right here! Stop yelling! 394 00:29:03,217 --> 00:29:04,912 Victoryy! 395 00:29:07,532 --> 00:29:09,529 Nice work everyone. You did it! 396 00:29:09,579 --> 00:29:10,910 Fantastic! 397 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:15,850 - Now can we please just neutralize the stupid artifact? - God, yes, by all means. 398 00:29:17,294 --> 00:29:22,859 O-o-oh! Maaajor vibe-age. Ah! Correction: uber major vibe-age! 399 00:29:24,525 --> 00:29:28,133 - Aahhh! - Okay. Better buckle up, guys. 400 00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:31,446 Something tells me this ride's about to get a wee bit bumpy. 401 00:29:53,444 --> 00:29:56,664 My God! The Warehouse is folding itself up. 402 00:29:56,714 --> 00:29:59,124 This is all M.C. freakin' Esher's fault! 403 00:29:59,174 --> 00:30:01,124 I told you that guy was bug nuts! 404 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:04,371 Flattened by a giant M.C.Esher's version of the Warehouse. 405 00:30:04,421 --> 00:30:06,335 Yet another way I'd never thought I'd be killed. 406 00:30:06,385 --> 00:30:09,144 Really? I actually kinda pictured something like this. 407 00:30:09,194 --> 00:30:12,037 No one is getting killed! We're gonna find that stupid diorama, 408 00:30:12,087 --> 00:30:14,121 we're gonna neutralize the hell out of it! 409 00:30:14,171 --> 00:30:16,096 Everybody into the car, quickly! 410 00:30:18,159 --> 00:30:21,716 - We need to get back to aisle YYC2112. - Entering coordinates... 411 00:30:22,475 --> 00:30:24,347 Destination locked and loaded. Hang on! 412 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:30,928 Claudia, look out! 413 00:30:33,307 --> 00:30:34,460 Take the next left! 414 00:30:34,510 --> 00:30:38,512 If we cut through [...] 84C, we can double back past the Dark Vault! 415 00:30:38,562 --> 00:30:42,484 - Or get sucked into it! - Cross'em if you got'em! 416 00:30:45,995 --> 00:30:47,774 Brake! Brake! BRAKE!! 417 00:30:49,798 --> 00:30:53,721 - Back! Back! BACK!! - I'm backing, I'm backing! 418 00:30:54,693 --> 00:30:57,221 - Ah! We're stuck... - Oh ye of little faith! 419 00:31:03,585 --> 00:31:05,625 Whoo... 420 00:31:09,865 --> 00:31:12,000 ...oaaah! 421 00:31:16,899 --> 00:31:18,018 There it is! 422 00:31:19,425 --> 00:31:21,254 Go, go, go! 423 00:31:21,985 --> 00:31:23,571 [barks] 424 00:31:24,552 --> 00:31:27,716 - Over here! - Pete, did you break the Inka Vase... 425 00:31:27,766 --> 00:31:30,644 Artie, you can yell at me later, okay? Come on! 426 00:31:30,962 --> 00:31:32,637 Look! The diorama! 427 00:31:34,140 --> 00:31:37,833 - Shut it off, shut it off! - What's it look like I'm doing? 428 00:31:45,708 --> 00:31:48,630 Whoa! Huh! Ha-ha... Oh, yeah! 429 00:31:49,596 --> 00:31:52,172 - Nice... okay... - All right... 430 00:31:53,260 --> 00:31:55,003 All right! 431 00:31:58,201 --> 00:32:02,330 - Let's not do that again. - Yes, let's not... do that... again. 432 00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:05,499 -[barks] - It's alright, it's alright, I forgive you. 433 00:32:05,549 --> 00:32:09,394 Okay, look - now that we're 3-dimensional again, I really want to get back to my book. 434 00:32:09,444 --> 00:32:11,460 Oh yeah, and I have inventory to finish up. 435 00:32:11,510 --> 00:32:14,849 - Lift, Claud? - Next stop, Artie's office. 436 00:32:16,342 --> 00:32:18,985 - Hey Pete, you coming? - No thanks, me and T-dog 437 00:32:19,035 --> 00:32:20,702 have a Super Bowl win here. 438 00:32:20,752 --> 00:32:23,307 Aw, aw, aw, aw! 439 00:32:23,357 --> 00:32:27,054 - Take it... outside! - Yes, papa. 440 00:32:27,934 --> 00:32:30,234 - [barks] - Alright, alright! 441 00:32:31,361 --> 00:32:33,670 - Hooah! - Stay outta trouble! 442 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,151 - Touchdown! - [barks] 443 00:32:37,741 --> 00:32:41,361 Worst rainy day ever. Come on, Trailer.